we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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