Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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