If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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