found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
