his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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