Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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