I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Randomize
