That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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