I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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