so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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