In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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