hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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