One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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