in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
