just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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