Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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