No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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