I didn't shave. On purpose
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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