Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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