I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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