summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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