Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me š
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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