i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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