Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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