Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
