i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
