i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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