problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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