Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
only you would photoshop your dick
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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