I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
