You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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