ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just want to make out with him forever
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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