Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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