Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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