I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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