Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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