And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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