Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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