she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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