You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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