# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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