turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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