Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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