Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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