scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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