i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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