omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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