ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Non-Jews are for practice
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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