Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
They took my balls.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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