He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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