Whod you bang
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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