I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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