You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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