i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
ttyl tear gas
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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